Thursday, 29 December 2016

Top 5 “Disappointing” Movies/TV Shows of 2016




Most film ‘worst’ lists have truly detestable entries; here, I instead opted to put the ones that frustrated and angered me because they had the potential to be something special…but failed.

What is on this list are films I was genuinely excited to see - and then savagely betrayed by. That doesn’t mean that they’re all unworthwhile and terrible throughout. You may even love some of these, and if you do know I do not think less of you! In fact I commend you, as all of these have worth. For me, however, their flaws were too great to overlook.

The Little Prince



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1 ½  out of 5 Bones

Directed by: Mark Osborne 
 Screenplay by: Irena Brignull and Bob Persichetti 
Story by: Mark Osborne and Bob Persichetti 
Based on: The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry 
Cinematography: Adel Abada Kris Kapp
Release date: 2016

Allow me to explain myself. Yes, the paper stop-motion was extraordinary. Yes, the framing story between Antoine de Saint-Exupéry and the little girl actually did touch on some amazing concepts and was surprisingly touching. Yes, people everywhere seem to love it.

No, I am not one of those people.

Saturday, 10 December 2016

One Stormy Night (Arashi no Yoru ni) (2005)




4.5/5 Bones

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Logline: A wolf faces the scorn of his pack when he befriends a little goat.
Initial release: December 10, 2005
Language: Japanese (English Dub available)

My god, how does a film meant for preschoolers manage to play me like a pinball machine with no tilt sensitivity? One Stormy Night is a very simple story, yet somehow it wrings every emotional drop out of you. This does not have particularly stunning animation or script, but it knows what so many American children’s films get fundamentally wrong. It knows how to hold a moment instead of jingling movement in your face.

The lowdown: A goat named Mei is caught out during a thunderstorm. He loses his companions in the commotion and runs into a decrepit shack to wait out the weather. Later, he’s joined by a wolf named Gabu, but the darkness and mutual colds prevent them from identifying each other as an enemy. As the storm rages on, the two converse, and find themselves getting on. As the storm ends, they agree to meet the next day in the light. Even after discovering their physical differences, the two decide to continue meeting in secret and form a strong bond. Eventually it all goes wrong, of course.

Friday, 9 December 2016

Moana



3.8/5 Bones

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Initial release: November 23, 2016
Directors: John Musker, Ron Clements
Production Company: Disney Animation
Music: Lin-Manuel Miranda, Opetaia Foa'i, Mark Mancina

You know what? Disney is getting really, really good at apologizing for past films with new films. Seriously, this is good for them. First they make Frozen to apologize for all the bad relationship advice of the early Disney films. Then Zootopia to apologize for Song of the South. And now we get Moana, which feels like an apology for all the films Disney made that clearly did not respect or attempt to authentically represent the native culture of the source material. In particular, I think it’s apologizing for Pocahontas. Everything that film did wrong is painstakingly corrected here. So, this is the big Disney animated film of the year, up against the earlier ‘B’ film that was Zootopia, a new classic favourite of mine. How does it fare?